*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*
reblog if aliens are real and you want to skateboard with them
I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger
I’m kind of at that point in my life.
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me